Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.

Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.

by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011

Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012

Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014

scorch

the act of performing anal sex so rough that recepient of the anal pleasure's asshole bleeds.

Vincent scorched Lucy so hard that her asshole did not stop bleeding for three days.

by mcdodoates October 4, 2009

Thot scotch

An urban cocktail only fitting for a thot Queen. Ingredients consists of two bottles of moscato, one can of pink frozen lemonade concentrate, one can of Sprite. If you want to be fancy add a lemon wedge.

What you drinking on?

moscato punch...

What's in that?

Moscato, lemonade, and sprite.

That sounds like thot scotch!

by jusdndouglas March 30, 2015

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

Scouchie

An article of clothing only Danny Scoular would wear; or, a clothing style that only Danny Scoular would endorse (Syn. ugly; Ant. fashionable)

That royal purple shirt is soooo scouchie!

by jimmy mandrin November 17, 2004