The hottest man alive who can only be compared to the sun, he has many wives (over 52 currently) and has an army of children who he will train to fight in the case of a zombie apocalypse where he will use them as cannon fodder, and, should they survive, guerilla troops. If you see him out and about be sure to compliment him, or he will chain you up as a slave in his dungeon.
by Yeueueu May 28, 2021

Samuel and Bella probably won't happen cause one's a coward and the other prefers non cowards (No shit)
by DutchBallVIII March 7, 2021

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Samuel Wilkinson is an attractive singer that everyone wants to marry.He's a sex god and loves to cuddle.If you ever get to date him then damn girl you are lucky.FYI hes a keeper:))
Girl 1:Hey is that Sammy Wilk?
Girl 2:OMFG!Hes gorgeous!
Girl 3:Ughh I need a Samuel Wilkinson in my life
Girl 2:OMFG!Hes gorgeous!
Girl 3:Ughh I need a Samuel Wilkinson in my life
by TheTruthStatingFacts May 23, 2018

by epic_elephant_44 November 22, 2017
