Samuel 

A rude term to use for an annoying white man.

Guy 1: That dude was so annoying
Guy 2: Yeah he's a right Samuel

Samuel by Monokum January 20, 2020

Samuel L Jackson 

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

Samuel L Jackson by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

samuel💣 

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

samuel💣 by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

Dirty Samuel 

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

Dirty Samuel by JDubD October 24, 2007

Samuel 

A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.

He's such a Samuel!

Samuel by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011

samuel 

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.

Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby

samuel by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018

Samuel 

An absolute twat and doesn't care about school and will do everything to hurt ure feeling

Ethan"samuel can u help me please "
Samuel "no go fuck self and please kys"

Samuel by Peoplehatemeplshelp September 12, 2020