Spooky Sanchez

When a guy eats nothing but pumpkin pie for a week and ejaculates on his partners face

My boyfriend gave me a Spooky Sanchez last night and it smelled like nutmeg.

by Spooky Sanchez October 7, 2020

simon sanchez

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.

Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.

by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021

Rick Sanchez

Richard "Rick" Sanchez is referred to as what is known as an absolute fucking unit

dude did you see Rick Sanchez blow up an entire multiverse?

yeah dude! that was sick!

by but_cheeks_on_a_stick July 14, 2021

Daniel Sanchez

Daniel Sanchez is the funniest and sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He always lights up a room and cares for all his friends. He’s not afraid to stand up to anyone and fears nothing (except maybe spiders). He’s super good looking and all the ladies simp over him. You’re really lucky if you have a Daniel Sanchez, hold on to him and never let go

Daniel Sanchez is awesome

by Dave From Sales August 21, 2021

Rick Sanchez

A main character from the show Rick And Morty

(Refering to rick sanchez)
Person one:He turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen
Person two:sir this is a Wendy's

by Who was phone February 26, 2022

Saltwater Sanchez

When a male is in a room with two or more female relatives and he takes turns cumming in each females mouth. The first female can’t swallow until he cums in the next females mouth which the longer it takes, the saliva builds and builds creating a pool of saltwater.

I heard Jeremy gave his distant cousins a saltwater sanchez last night and one of them almost drowned.

by Bearded Libra May 19, 2023

invisible dirty sanchez

when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache

Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"

by tobybetsypicheecheemozart August 3, 2009