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Swedish Sweat-house

The delicious act of a woman's fart while driving on a road trip, sleeping in the backseat of a car. After a diet of Mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner...Smell being vulgar enough to wake the dead. Causing the driver to lose conscienceless and spin of the road killing the all the passengers.
Dear God did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???....Oh nevermind that was Erika with another Swedish Sweat-house. Guess Thats it for us *CRASH*
by hliven December 6, 2011
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Swedish See-saw

When two people stand two paces away from one another back-to-back, lean against one another, and begin to urinate.
Nadav and Peter were tired of standing and really had to urinate, so they decided on the comfortable Swedish See-saw.
by Timmy Reed October 16, 2012
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swedish dick rub

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!
by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010
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Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011
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swedish butt plunger

The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.
I totally gave this dude a swedish butt plunger last night.
by DerpyDerpHusky November 1, 2013
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Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
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swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
by Shuey August 11, 2015
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