surprise cock

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.

I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.

by Eric Ha March 30, 2015

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

by Zombri507 April 24, 2014

Bowling Surprise

A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.

Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.

by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010

Mall Surprise

The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.

Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.

Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...

by princessteph July 26, 2011

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

by Jake March 26, 2004

Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo October 24, 2008