AP Suicide

When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.

Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"

AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.

by Mr. T-Paine May 30, 2011

Human Suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.

by GNARBISCUITS March 1, 2011

Dolphin Suit

An outfit composed of grey sweat pants and a grey sweatshirt. This is something that you wear after an extremely bad or tiring day... guaranteed to make you feel better.

There are variations of the dolphin suit that include the turtle suit (green outfit), banana suit (yellow), porpoise suit (blue, which I happen to be wearing now), and bunny suit (white)

Invented in Eugene, Oregon

Roomie 1: "I had a horrible day!"

Roomie 2: "Just put on your dolphin suit, you'll feel better."

by dolphinsuiter November 24, 2009

Je suis un ananas

French for:
I am a pineapple.

"Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.

Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry

by Gallant0 April 30, 2008

suicide

1) The act of taking one's own life. 2) An ill-advised act causing irrevocable harm to one's reputation: political suicide, social suicide, intellectual suicide.

Comparing rape to bad traffic would be considered political suicide, especially considering women are consistently swing voters.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

suibait

telling someone to kill themselves (as a joke or not) or to threat to commit suicide (as a joke or not)

suibait examples:

first meaning: no one cares! you should kill yourself

second meaning: i will kill myself if this person keeps talking

by mybackhurtsandthroat March 14, 2021