simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 05, 2017
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Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.
Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021
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Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 15, 2019
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Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.
We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.
by Mangus83 June 14, 2018
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Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.
Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.
by Mr.boats May 04, 2023
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Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.
OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.
by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015
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