Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face
Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?
by C_rizzle October 28, 2017
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Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.
Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!
by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009
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pop a squirt

like popping a squat, except peeing; popping a squirt.
Person 1: Aw man, I really gotta pop a squirt!
Person 2: Go to the bathroom, quick!
by juliacrockett May 24, 2021
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ass squirt

when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
by battyman2000 February 18, 2009
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screamin squirts

If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 14, 2009
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squirt mcguirt

a man who's wang gets hugified by seeing men wrestle .
Mike Leonhardt is one squirt mcguirt
by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003
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