Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Soggy Donald

Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.

That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby

by YOUASTAR April 22, 2015

Soggy Marie

A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"

by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011