Ann Arbor Sober

Does not drink or do other drugs, just psychedelics (mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Mescaline, peyote, etc)

No more alcohol for me at concerts, I'm Ann Arbor sober

by Theyeff January 1, 2026

Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Mamo Sober

Kids that only vape in school are Mamo Sober. The name comes from the fact that most kids in Mamaroneck High School are Mamo Sober.

yeah i don’t own a chooch anymore i’m mamo sober for now

by ugkday January 8, 2026

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.

Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up

by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025