Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022

strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.

I have a strawnana smoothie.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017

Baby smoothie

Ejaculation or cum

That is some yummy baby smoothie

by William hibbs May 11, 2022

Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

by Sideways23 September 29, 2021