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ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
by Slicksta February 18, 2008
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Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).
"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."
by WeALLknow October 18, 2012
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string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.
Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
by benju May 9, 2013
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Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.
"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."
by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014
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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound
Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing
by Big here 69 November 10, 2015
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Booty Sloshing

The water left over on the seat from the water ride before yours
The booty sloshing on Splash Mountain was enough to get the full experience of the ride without all the drops.
by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016
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