Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Shadi

A girl who it so ungrateful for everything and everyone she so self centered and thinks everything revolves around her. She plays the victim part well

“Hey have your heard about Shadi” “yeah she think she all that it’s hilarious”

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Shadi Kafi

A teacher from the 303 that drinks kafi and is a Shadi

Student 1 "Wow I got freshman seminar this year"

Student 2 "Who is your teacher"

Student 1 "I got Shadi kafi"

by The79 May 10, 2023

Wide Shady

not the real slim shady but he's hella wide

A glazer of Motion by the name of Wide Shady is shading up the streets.

by musix75 November 16, 2025

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

shady

An untrustworthy person.

I just reported a shady guy who sold me a broken couch.

by I love Pringles January 8, 2022

Shady mfs

Shady mfs (noun) people who backstab ,sneaky,suspicious and ,unaware of what goes on...

While I write my words to be submitted there are shady mfs that brake my words because they are writing and stealing my words .....

by Pink warrior June 15, 2018