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scottish curse

unusually small penis.
Oh man! I went out with George last night, and I swear he had the scottish curse! It looked like an acorn resting on his balls!
by darionlar September 11, 2005
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Scottish

Adjective

Miserable, under evolved Englishman.
Keen on fighting,football, drinking and er, fighting. Often wears a skirt but denies such obvious transvestism by renaming such garments as "kilts"

Not guilty of the charge of sheep shagging which is practiced solely by the Welsh
1st Scottish Man-"Do ye wanna go oot and fight Angus"
2nd Scottish Man-"Aye", Let me just finish ma whiskey and put ma skirt back on"
by littlegeorge February 2, 2010
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scottish

Typically a tight arsed robbing bastard who would steal the steam off of his mother piss!!
As tight as a scottish nuns fanny!!
by donkily hung February 18, 2007
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scottish cringe

The attitude of the Scots when they live in England. Once over the border, the Scots become infected with a form of virus. This virus is the Scottish Cringe. Symptoms: Severe paranoia and feelings of inadequacy and extremely low self esteem manifesting in outward displays of extreme bragging and general obnoxiousness towards the English. Root cause natural inadequacy and lack of a notable home win since 1314. Only remedy for this - do not let Scots over to the English side of the border, alternatively get them repatriates as soon as possible. Once back home in Scotland the symptoms abate to almost bearable levels.
Once relocated from Glasgow to Birmingham, Jock began to exhibit all the symptoms of the "Scottish Cringe". He became ruder and more racist about the English, displaying feelings of intense inferiority and desperately defensive when faced with English achievements: expressing views that would seem to indicate he hoped that England would sink beneath the waves and certainly NOT rule them.
by Drake's Drum July 7, 2014
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shottie

a way to stake a claim on a guy. by calling out "shottie!" you must then molest them and or sex them up in order for them to count as your shottie. there is "shottie" and then the SHOTTIE "shottie" if you touch my man i will whip your ass bitch ..only men can be shottied.
-"shottie!"
-"aww mann damn that man's fiiine, luckyy bitch."
by SRSS August 7, 2006
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scottish

A people who think they are cool and popular like the Irish are but in reality are nowhere near as popular and admired as the Irish.

It is commonly thought that they may have invented the myth about a mythical sea dragon named "Nessie" that lives in as lake called "Loch Ness" to attract tourism to Scotland
The Scottish accent is harsh and unpleasing to some people.
Unlike lush green Ireland, Scotland is much colder and mountainous.
Latch onto the popularity of the Irish claiming "Celtic Brotherhood" when in reality, Where was all the "brotherly love" throughout History? when the Irish were being oppressed and persecuted by the British?
Are a member of the United Kingdom but have a minority political party promoting independance as they see how much Ireland is thriving as an independant country.
Have a ridiculously expensive parliament built with British taxpayers money.
by WallStreet June 11, 2006
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Going Scottish

Not wearing underwear under a skirt, dress or more commonly a kilt not to be confused with going comando
Mary:aaaaah is there a breeze
Steve: omg mary your Going Scottish
by fullmetal pharoh December 19, 2009
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