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San Fransico Treat 

Rice-a-roni? I don't think so... When a male proceeds to insert his penis into another male's rectum and engage in sexual intercourse. The man performing the act must then ejaculate(skeet skeet) within the other man's bowels, the receiver then drops his glazed fecies into a bowl and the thruster then continues by eating the freshly made San Fransico Treat.
"Did you hear those guys Richard and Huey have been counting how many San Fransico Treats that they have eaten during the past week? They're into the double digit figures!"

San Fransisco Half-Pipe 

When two dudes ride the same longboard and have sex at the same time. The humping motion keeps the board in motion.
I saw two hippies riding one longboard today! It was a total San Fransisco half-pipe.

San Franciscan Pileup 

The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"

san fransico bird feeder 

To suck your own or anothers cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.
Last night while we were making love, to connect on a deeper level i let him give me a san fransico bird feeder. it was salty but fun!

San Fransisco handshake 

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.
"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

San Franciscan Teapot 

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!