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oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.
It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.
by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025
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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
by rumhammer July 4, 2025
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Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.
John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.
by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012
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Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.
let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!
by Glamlife Nails September 20, 2016
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Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
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Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa

A cafe that was built by blossomglowaj and agatha0926 for Roblox. A small, but great place to hangout and enjoy time, with great snacks and breakfast meals.
Oh dang, did you hear about Claire's Luxurious Cafe and Spa? Really good though.
by agatha0926 November 27, 2017
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