A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight
"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."
by Rush075 March 9, 2020

One of the coolest and weirdest guys you'll ever meet. He thinks you have a short attention span, but really you are just to focused on other stuff to care. He likes knives, anime, and being sarcastic. He's so weird that he even walked around East Ridge, Tennessee in a Hula skirt and a coconut bra. You better not pass up your chance with this really amazing person, chances are you won't find someone as amazing and awesome. (Dear Ryan, I have something to tell you :3 )
by That-Weirdooo June 8, 2013

Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Hot, Muscular, and Amazing..
Loving, Caring, Affectionate, Sweetheart.
Often paired with a person of opposite sex named Michelle.
Loving, Caring, Affectionate, Sweetheart.
Often paired with a person of opposite sex named Michelle.
by Lightofyourlife June 17, 2012

An it who likes to be called Charlotte, Carla, Tina, or any girls name. It likes their best friend to be a mulatto person who's name starts with a "J".
Random friend: Hey, Charlotte!
Ryan: My name is Ryan.
Random friend: Whatever, Tina.
Ryan: Why do you keep calling me a girl's name!
Random friend: Carla, calm down.
Ryan: My name is Ryan.
Random friend: Whatever, Tina.
Ryan: Why do you keep calling me a girl's name!
Random friend: Carla, calm down.
by Human Christmas Tree December 2, 2013

The best man you will ever meet. He is a very good ladies man with like all of his class and he has a very nice dick. Ryan is the shit, and Kari is a book worm freak that is a lesbian.
by Straight up G' March 7, 2009
