Royal Smith

Basically a massive smith.

Guy1: Did you hear about that Royal Smith?
Guy2: Oh her? She is the biggest Royal Smith!

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018

the royale flush

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

by UniversalHermit July 21, 2015

royal slutton

location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat

yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody

by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009

platinum royal

chara nari between hotori tadase and kiseki. a yellow theme. tadase is dressed as a prince. his attacks with a his scepter are holy crown and white crown. the scepter also changes into a sword. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.

tadase: kiseki. chara nari.
kiseki: roger.
tadase: my own heart unlock. chara nari: platinum royal!

by ayumu March 12, 2012

the royal sip

When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug

Sean had the royal sip, on new years.

by PloCool December 26, 2021

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022