Abortnite royale

When your friend got a kill streak of two in one shot and paid to win + stop spawn camping

Husband: Hes cracked there’s only one left
Wife: Got em
Husband: LETS GO W ABORTNITE ROYALE

by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023

Royal Hang

When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.

Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!

by JC1210 October 28, 2017

royal d

another term for royalty, especially if royal is your government name.

royal d can also be used to refer to a pimp or a player, especially one who lives up in the dirty south (i.e. royal dirty), or one who hustles real estate in a depressed economy (i.e. royal depression).

royal d keeps it treal in the south.
royal d hustles the block - the housing block.

by yt cracker December 16, 2008

Royal Exit

When your roommates wake up before your one night stand does and escort them to the door whilst heckling them.

I wanted to call her but they gave her a royal exit before I could get her number.

by tophatfox June 16, 2017

Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014

Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022