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movie retarded

This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.
Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....

Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
by TZCHAZZ&FlakeWonder January 26, 2011
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retard text syndrome

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.
John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
by poopy21! February 6, 2010
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Retard Sex

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006
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retahded

1. pronunciation of "retarded" attributed to residents of the Boston area

2. stupid, silly, asinine, pointless; devoid of logic, substance, and/or justification (this usage should not be confused with "retarded")

3. adjective used to describe anyone who does not find janet reno sexually attractive
by no war April 29, 2003
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retarded penguin

One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.
Ha ha look at that retarded penguin waddle... he doesn't even know how stupid he looks
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Point of Mental Retardation

when smoking weed, the point at which one gets so high that he/she resembles somebody with some kind of mental retardation. Characteristics include flailing arms at nothing, yelling/screaming at nothing, profound uncontrollable laughter. there is no specified amount that one has to smoke in order to achieve this state of mind because everyone's tolerance is different. everybody expresses their point of mental retardation differently, but it's usually easy to tell when one has reached the point of mental retardation. in conversation, this phrase is typically abbreviated to 'PMR.'
Zach: *hits bong*
Joey: *hits bong*
Zach: WOOOOOOG!! BLA-GEE-GOO-GOO!!
Will: oh damn, is he at the point of mental retardation?
Joey: yupp
Will: shit, should we put him outside or something?
Joey: there's cops rolling around the neighborhood.
Will: oh right
by Delta5plus4 July 22, 2010
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let's get retarded

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!
by Jeff November 4, 2003
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