i ready 

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

i ready by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

gn reader 

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included

title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader

gn reader by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021

Ready Freddie? 

Phrase used by drummer Roger Taylor when addressing Freddie Mercury during the early start of the (infamous) band, Queen. This phrase can be spotted in the (beautiful) song, Crazy Little Things Called Love. (This catchphrase was invented well before Queen, but it is now known for being their sentence.)

*Freddie, about to start singing*

Roger: "Ready Freddie?"
Freddie, John, Brian and Roger: *Beautiful musical sounds*

Ready Freddie? by Jim Hutton January 30, 2019

I-Ready 

A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website

I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.

I-Ready by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 4, 2021

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

I'll be ready in 5 minutes by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

Bangkok ready 

When your coach tells you 6 months in that your muay thai game is tight as fuck.

"You think is ready for the matchup",

"Yeah man, you're bangkok ready".

Bangkok ready by bitch of blaviken January 22, 2020

I-Ready 

A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.

"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"

I-Ready by green socks January 4, 2021