Skip to main content

assume room temperature

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011
mugGet the assume room temperature mug.

Claymore Roomba

A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.

The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".

The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.

(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
"Oh no! The sticky bandits are back! I better sic the claymore roomba on them this time!"
by U735 December 11, 2021
mugGet the Claymore Roomba mug.
Related Words
Raoom roommate roomie rooms roomer roomies roomba roomance roomf Radomyr

roombar

The roombar is the condiment bar in the coffee shop. When you ask for your coffee drink "with room" for cream etc, the roombar offers those things one needs to fill up that room.
Meet me at the roombar. I need to doctor my decaf.
by zoneface January 23, 2004
mugGet the roombar mug.

room broom

Any short firearm with high firepower such as a shotgun, submachine gun, or "assualt" weapon. May have shortened stock or barrel, designed to be easy to maneuver in rooms and hallways. Called a "room broom" because you can quickly attack all adversaries in a room due to the small size and easy handling compared to a full sized battle rifle or shotgun.

A pistol would not qualify since it does not have the same firepower as a machine gun or shotgun
The special ops team was able to take out the entire room of terrorists from the doorway with their small but effective room brooms.
by Base G June 28, 2010
mugGet the room broom mug.

Room 6277

Mentioned in 30 Seconds To Mars' music video for The Kill
"Enjoy you stay and please stay out of room 6277."
by Echel0n December 27, 2011
mugGet the Room 6277 mug.

The green room

The room where playboi carti fucked his biggest fan. There isn’t clear clarification on who the fan was but evidence points to @therealchieff
Yo I took that bitch to the green room and she ate my ass nigga
by 1kjoemama March 10, 2021
mugGet the The green room mug.

Roommate's Day

june 13

The day to celebrate roommates everywhere.
Harry Potter gave J.K a nail clipper for Roommate's Day
by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008
mugGet the Roommate's Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email