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royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
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royal d

another term for royalty, especially if royal is your government name.

royal d can also be used to refer to a pimp or a player, especially one who lives up in the dirty south (i.e. royal dirty), or one who hustles real estate in a depressed economy (i.e. royal depression).
royal d keeps it treal in the south.
royal d hustles the block - the housing block.
by yt cracker December 16, 2008
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royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018
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Royal Undead

A notorious “club” that consists of mostly male minors based out of Oakhurst California.
“Those Royal Undead guys are not to be fucked with
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California
by R.U.C.A._$inister April 21, 2019
mugGet the Royal Undeadmug.

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.
That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper
by PixelChimp April 12, 2021
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royal anglian

Fucking great supermen.
Fucking great supermen who bestow death upon muj.

All other military branches are inferior to 1 royal anglian the 'vikings'
by FuckingGreatSuperMenVIKINGS December 25, 2016
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royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick
We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.
by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017
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