mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

Fuck rocket

When you fart so hard while having sex you start to lift to the air non-stop into space never to be seen again

Hey did you here about Henry he did a fuck rocket he will be missed

by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019

Rocket Rodeo

Form of pocket pool. A reach around delivered by the passenger while horseback riding with a large group of gay males.

Their saddle sores were very tender the morning after the Rocket Rodeo.

by Oaklahoma December 28, 2007

rocket tipping

The act of "funneling" drugs into the tip of one's penis to get high. Injection is also common. Similar to the Carlsbad Grimple.

Parent 1: You hear about rocket tipping yet?
Parent 2: Is that what I caught Johnny doing the other night?!
Parent 1: What'd you see?!
Parent 2: It looked like a elephant eating peanuts.
Parent 1: Yup, that's my boy.

by WhoDatJim November 8, 2019

Soggy Rocket

The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time

Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.

by CaptainPopopo February 8, 2018

salty rocket

A salty rocket is the red thing under the dog.

Dude the dogs in heat hes got his salty rocket out

by Nito1124 January 4, 2017

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006