Rank

When you are having a rant about an issue, while having a wank.

I hate algorithms.Its so rubbish, no one cares! Rank over!

by Buttons87 May 14, 2010

Ranktastic

an adjective for a person/object which isn't just "rank" (disgusting/minging/rancid etc) but fantastically rank!

another way for saying just how disgusting something is.

guy: Hey did you see that naked picture of *name*
guy2: Yeah, it was ranktastic!

by valentinemassacre.tumblr.com January 15, 2011

Rank

The piece of skin connecting the shaft of the penis to the testicles

"Why are you so pissy?" "Sorry, I cut my rank shaving last night!"

by OriginalName5000 February 3, 2012

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012

ranknauseo

You are amazing at manipulating Googles search algorithm after learning stuff from Astrachan at the wonderful Duke University.

Riley's so smart, she's a ranknauseo.

by Smartperson February 13, 2013

RankWhore

A person who knows every higher ranking individual, and their rank on a base.

Not to be confused with Rancor from Star Wars.

"Hey did you know that Gen. Bob is the commander of the Air Mobility Command?"
"Man you're such a rankwhore."

"Hey whos the commander of the Med Group? I don't know man, lets ask the rankwhore"

by ThatAirman November 10, 2013

rankadank

Adj. Desecrated fabric. Describes undergarments which have aged obeying wearable standards, that you would probably wear to keep yourself from sleeping with either your archenemy, or someone on a first date, you whore.

"The only way you are going to guarantee nothing happens is if you wear some rankadank underwear."

by bootay huggin jeans January 6, 2015