Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

If you rate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you rate her;

It is a spin-off of the phrases, 'If you hate her SAINT her' and 'If you ate her SAINT her'.

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.

"If you rate her SAINT her"

"And even if you rate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you rate her, SAINT her...

by Aamich August 7, 2024

EC rating

EC is a movie rating abbreviation that stands for extra cheese.
Modern movies that are created by talentless, pc, tolerant wimps with no sense of humor are the driving force behind these multimillion dollar pieces of shit. Toilet humor, tough chicks and indestructible cars that can drive off the grand canyon and continue driving are hallmarks of EC movies.

Dude: When will they stop making scary movie sequels?

Dudette: like for real, nothin but hits to the head and overpaid celebs...

Dude: Do the wayans know the only reason their movies are popular now is because they're black and the media is pushing miscegination?

Duddete: No, they're just brain washed automatons with limited comprehension abilities.

EC rating

by crimebob32 August 26, 2013

bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.

Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!

by john.fisherman February 8, 2018

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025