punch a baby

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009

Shark Punch

A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.

(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)

Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.

Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!

by Da Mad M September 9, 2010

punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009

soccer punch

A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight

John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife

by Jerry The Man May 9, 2021

One Punched

When you knock someone out with one punch, and one punch only. Usually to the face or neck.

That kid was talkin' so much shit, everyone thought he would kick the other kids' ass. Then he got one punched and was out for 4 hours.

by MBizzle May 6, 2007

Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 7, 2013

proud as punch

Believed to come from the English punch and Judy show that was popular at all seaside resorts. The character Punch was a proud fellow who would never admit to being wrong. This puppet character was in fact a bully with total disrespect for the law and family values. He often threw the baby out of the pram. See any listing for punch & Judy or Punch & Judy show.

The expression Proud as Punch was originally a derogatory term but slowly was reduced to expressing how someone was feeling.

1, Little Johnny was as Proud as Punch that he won the race.

2, Tom came in tonight as proud as punch that Mary agreed to be his wife.

by Steve & April June 11, 2006