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Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.
The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.
by hitokiri October 4, 2003
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bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.
by dannii_htk November 27, 2007
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Professional

"Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.
"Grab your lighter, we're going professional"
by danimal44 May 6, 2010
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professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan
Professor X raps with X Clan.
by Craig April 8, 2005
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Professionalism

The term professionalism originated from a business setting referring to the way a professional should conduct themselves. Behavior should be appropriate for the situation, usually mature and proper, attire should be business or business casual, and the person in general should be well kempt.

This term somehow trickled down into the colleges and universities and has taken on a whole new meaning due to its new non-professional environment.

Professionalism is a term is used by many professors who think that you are not worth their time or are lazy and tenured. Professors use this term for their own amusement or simply to watch their students gawk as they are blatantly insulted.

Its uses are, but not limited to, belittling a student or class, insulting students by suggesting they are too ____ , suggesting that students are asking stupid questions, the student is just wasting their time, or to simply usher the student out of their office with no other reason.
"Where is your professionalism! You don't know what you're talking about. Now get out of my office!" -Lazy professor

"I tried to ask him a question about the course but he yelled at me for wearing pajama pants. Saying it was a lack of professionalism or something and wouldn't answer my question." -General Student

"Oh I hate that professor.. I take good notes but I don't understand what he's talking about. He always makes me feel stupid when I try to ask a question- He just goes on and on about this professionalism crap and I don't ever get an answer to my question!" - General Student
by AmericanStudent November 13, 2010
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Thot Process

The ways in which a guy (or even girl, if they play the field) handles his/her hoes. For instance, keeping them from finding out about each other, maintaining clingyness-to-distance ratio, keeping them deprived enough to want the dick, etc.
You seen the way John handles his hoes? He's got one golden thot process.
by slickslander December 26, 2014
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