New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

Primitivity

The word Primitive, but in a noun form.

As I wrote my essay about the primitivity of man, I realized that was a bullshit word.

by fartinthuhear009 December 14, 2009

promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.

She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016

Primitivo

Not very bright and very short

Ha another... primitivo

by BlueFalcon6973 March 20, 2019

primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.

“Cock and balls”

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you”

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”

by Shidman23 May 2, 2022

the Promiseland

In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind

Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.

Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland

promise land

by Joker King June 11, 2011