prehistory

A period of time before there was any written history

A long time ago before we ever had any written history to tell us what happen way before this is called prehistory

by Girl3274 August 31, 2017

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

Prehan

Hot, sexy. Christian sadly. Will make every girl within render distance wet. Will make men gay.

"Damn, I rlly love Prehan."
"Same."

by Hercules127 May 12, 2021

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"

preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009