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you potatoed!

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.
*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”
by iPlayyz November 6, 2017
mugGet the you potatoed!mug.

welcoming potato

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.
Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!
by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018
mugGet the welcoming potatomug.

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 7, 2005
mugGet the mouse potatomug.

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."
by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008
mugGet the Cooch Potatomug.

Potato boy

A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.

It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.

Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.
by Black Sideburns August 8, 2016
mugGet the Potato boymug.

gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.
Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.
by The Shizifist March 23, 2011
mugGet the gash potatoesmug.

Furry potato

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.
That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.
by LittleByrd July 3, 2019
mugGet the Furry potatomug.

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