A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.
by itikky July 24, 2016
Get the potato mug.Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
by sazmoola November 30, 2011
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Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED
by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018
Get the Ugly potato mug.Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.
by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004
Get the charlie potatoes mug.A root vegetable. For some reason, a popular subject in Flash cartoons.
Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.
Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."
Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.
Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.
Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."
Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.
What's taters, precious?
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Pooootato, potato, potato.
NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Pooootato, potato, potato.
NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."
by Shivers October 28, 2004
Get the potato mug.Girl who is so impossibly hot and cute at the same time that you just want to throw her in a potato sack and marry the shit out of her.
Guy1 "Rihanna is so hot.. my god."
Guy2 "Yeah Rihanna is hot as fuck."
Guy1 "Jessica Biel is hot, too."
Guy2 "Fuck No. You couldn't be more wrong, Jessica Biel is a straight up potato sack girl, to say she's hot would be total understatement."
Guy2 "Yeah Rihanna is hot as fuck."
Guy1 "Jessica Biel is hot, too."
Guy2 "Fuck No. You couldn't be more wrong, Jessica Biel is a straight up potato sack girl, to say she's hot would be total understatement."
by el pres June 16, 2008
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