back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017

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porch day

An outdoor Friday afternoon gathering to celebrate what is best about America, the world, and life.

We threw a porch day today. It involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.

by pluralist8 February 28, 2011

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pornholio

A large collection of porno, or used to describe a porn addict.

Thats one big pile of pornholio!
You Pornholio

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

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Porch Monkey

A male/female who sits aroud,who is lazy.It use to be racial but it was changed in 2006.

Amy-Hey you lazy porch monkey get up and do something!
Jimmy-Maybe tomorrow..

by Jazmine Horizon June 5, 2008

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The best free porn website out there. It is very real and I love how you can upload your own videos. I uploaded a video of me and my friends sneaking into my grandmas house and fucking her dog. Everything about it was awesome other than the fact that me and 2 of my other friends got herpes from the dog, which is confusing because its an STD.

I would go on Brazzers, but I don't want to spend money so I watch PornHub.

by Penelope69 March 6, 2019

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