pookem

a cutie patootie. could be used platonically or romantically, a pookem is your favorite person.

hi pookem!
OR
come on pookems

by pookiebear777 February 4, 2023

pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Poocel

An Indian incel.

Aka: An Indian

Rajit is such a poocel.

by WotanRising July 18, 2023

Poocrete

A mixture of poo and quick drying concrete which is almost impossible to remove (even with a brush) after it sets. Usually the result of kids eating shit food on holiday.

Just went into the shitter after the boy had been for a log, and had a five flush skid even after scrubbing hard with the bog brush. That poocrete was the quick drying type.

by Scm73 July 29, 2023

Pooge

A person who walks around all prissy or cocky and then embarrasses themselves in stupid ways

Paige is such a Pooge, she was getting into a sprint car to look cool and they have padding on the wing so people don’t hit their head, and then she hit her head on the frame rail.

by Storknbeans July 24, 2024

Poojeet

Poojeet is a combination of Poo and Pajeet,

which is used as an Anti-Hindu slang for Indian Hindus who defecate and urinate in the open.

Wife: Honey, what are these brown men doing on top of our car?!

Husband: They are defecating on our car. These Poojeets from wannabe superpower India, are showing their superior culture.

Wife: Stop them!!

Husband: They’ll call us racist, it’s better to call 911.

by King of all gamers August 3, 2024

Poire-de-terre

Synonyme de patate.

'J'adore les poire-de-terres 🤤'
'Tu veux dire pommes-de-terre🤓?'
🤬👊💫🤓

by CEO_of_french December 14, 2023