ghost pooper

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.

I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.

by jcam1980 January 15, 2014

phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009

Type B Pooper

Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time

Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

Poopenstein

Word used to call someone a terribly large, smelly poop from a long time ago brought back to life to rain terror across the lands! Another word for Oprah Winfrey.

Shut up Poopenstein! I hate you!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

poopenfarten

a trebhum from the eternal cyliner, made with stealth legs, tongued trunk, regenerative body, analytical eyes, and third eye. it is said that poopenfartens are extremely lazy, so lazy that they don't even speak often, and that they could be some sort of epidemic, slowly turning trebhums into permanent poopenfartens. On top of them all is the poopenfarten overlord.

P1: yo have you heard of the poopenfarten?
P2: whats that?
P1: its a trebhum from the eternal cylinder
P2: oh okay.

by the eternal cylinder trebhum December 12, 2021

poopdoodle

An ugly poodle dog or poodle related dog breed, ie. labradoodle.

"Thea, Ruben's poodle shouldn't even be called a poodle, its just an ugly poopdoodle.:

by Helen Mendizabal June 23, 2008