The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.
by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016
Get the pokemon fossilmug. a lot of people. pokemon got annoying by the first three years, which is probably why most people hate it. if you don't, you are 70% more likely to die a virgin.
by Defflepord November 21, 2009
Get the pokemon-hatermug. 
by the flashy knight March 19, 2011
Get the Trading Pokemon Cardsmug. The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.
by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017
Get the Pokemon Diamond and Pearlmug. the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.
Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.
by RedJ February 27, 2015
Get the Pokemon Trainer Redmug. by Saphi Rose August 14, 2016
Get the Pokemon Sun and Moonmug.