The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
by Jay August 04, 2003
When sitting down on a stool naked, you start rocking back and forth and as you rock back and forth, your ass cheeks start spreading open revealing your asshole as you thrust backward and as you thrust forward, your ass cheeks close and thus your asshole isnt revealed anymore.
by Bobby Knobi February 01, 2010
when marina is high she mixes up the beginnings of her sentences and instead says poke smot instead of smoke pot
by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010
by big jiggles4 May 23, 2007
by Travis April 17, 2006
A pseudo-karate move that involves poking one's eyes out from the inside. The poker must enter the pokee through the anus and then poke the eyes out from the inside.
by Rob D'Angelo April 13, 2005
When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
by LMAO observer December 29, 2011