Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

Poke it out

When sitting down on a stool naked, you start rocking back and forth and as you rock back and forth, your ass cheeks start spreading open revealing your asshole as you thrust backward and as you thrust forward, your ass cheeks close and thus your asshole isnt revealed anymore.

Man o' man. she knows how to poke it out sitting on that stool. she has one hot asshole.

by Bobby Knobi February 1, 2010

Poke Smot

when marina is high she mixes up the beginnings of her sentences and instead says poke smot instead of smoke pot

lets go poke smot

by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

soak and poke

having sex at the hot springs. This can sometimes lead to bladder infections

ow, it hurts when I pee.

you went to the soak and poke didnt you?

how did you know?

by Travis April 30, 2006

Raven Poke

A pseudo-karate move that involves poking one's eyes out from the inside. The poker must enter the pokee through the anus and then poke the eyes out from the inside.

Check yo'self before I gots to raven poke you. word.

by Rob D'Angelo April 12, 2005

Facebook Poke

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.

"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"

by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020