by Dan-Dan March 17, 2005
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Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."
by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). You cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
by K.C. Man August 10, 2007
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Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
by Double Bs May 6, 2008
Get the pina colada mug.A straight up hoe. She has the biggest tits and ass you will ever see and attracts all men. She has sex almost every day. If you get to know her she is very kind but at first all you see is ASS 👅
by Googlehat February 7, 2018
Get the Pinar mug.A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.
(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)
This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.
(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)
This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".
Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"
Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"
Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"
by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009
Get the Pinapple Express mug.came from the case of a female child who was born with dos peni (one black, one hispanic. how did they know? it was tan)
the removal took approximately 98 hours and needed three penial extraction specialists.
the removal took approximately 98 hours and needed three penial extraction specialists.
Father: "How are things coming along?"
Doc: "Well your daughter's double penial extraction is a success."
Doc: "Well your daughter's double penial extraction is a success."
by sluthole11 April 28, 2009
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