Pidley

Wets themself twice a day and has a threesome with his hamster and mum. Occasionally Ben Tasker joins in for fun

u pidley

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

piddles

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

Pidge

1. Anything typically cringe/lame

2. Generic insult

un-homophobic alternative to "gay"

"This girl keeps hitting my newsfeed when she joins really pidge groups like "i love it when you send me more text kisses than i sent you, i can tell that you care <3" "

"Greg, that is such a pidge shirt"

by pioutoften April 29, 2010

piddle stick

A stick on which one piddles.

Well piss on a piddle stick!

by bond_fan_001 February 1, 2009

Pidasity

Badass, or to have a high level of "badassness".

Jason's pidasity level was OFF THE CHART!

by J-shizzle Jason and Joe plus D for David September 18, 2006

pidgecock

1.) Noun: an extremely vapid adolescent girl

2.) Noun: a pidgeon engaged in sexual congress with a peacock

(e.g. Look at that gaggle of pidgecocks standing outside The GAP)

by Megagan December 3, 2010

Piddige

Piddige, found in a mason jars in remote cave networks, is a supernaturally forming substance most commonly used to prevent the birth of goat headed children upon consumption in the first trimester of pregnancy. Mixed with chlorine and radon it becomes a powerful Anti-demonic powder used in supernatural warfare in remote grasslands in Europe, and cave networks in the American South-West.

Ex1.
Jed, I'm pregnant! On the 'morrow you are to scour the caves in search of Piddige, so as to prevent the possibility of a child with a satanic goat head.

Ex2.
With only a little more radon I will be able to concoct a suitable amount of Piddige powder, capable of ridding the demons that attack our village from yonder caves.

by FreezerBurn94 December 30, 2011