Peeker

The sensation when you have to poop and the turd is peeking out of your asshole.

I have to find a bathroom quick, I've got a peeker!

by Jackpotpaul November 26, 2016

pederder

Potato. (better version: mershed pederder aka mashed potatoes)

Person one: yooo what did you eat for lunch?
Person two: MERSHED PEDERDER!!!1!1!!1

by sweggerina December 5, 2016

peder martin

Whipped as little whiteboy

"Youre so fucking peder martin"

by Mr305bitch January 19, 2017

peeper

a type of fish in a game called Subnautica.

''gosh, i could really use somme grilled peepers! my hungermeter is runing low!''

''here is have somme peepers! eat the peepers! be my friend!""
-Markiplier in some Subnautica playthrought video.

by Demypeace March 1, 2017

Peetertips

A condition where a man walks out of a bathroom without washing his hands. Derives from the words "peeter," meaning a penis, and "tips," referring to his fingertips. This affliction affects 80% of men.*

*Warning: this may be an alternative fact.

Brad definitely is suffering from peetertips. I always leave the bathroom behind that filthy handed bastard.

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Pendertuga

A slow pendejo.

Man, you're such a pendertuga.

by elixr2016 July 21, 2017

peemergence

when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency

The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*

by awestar27 December 16, 2017