pee knives

When you have to pee so bad that it feels like knives are stabbing your bladder.

Em: "damn, I've got to piss so bad that I have pee knives..."
Olivia: "damn"

by oliviaem July 14, 2009

Pee Poo

The act of the dump. Defecation. A refined definition of poopy or poo pee. Generally used by the high brow crowd due to it's higher accuracy of the actual chain of events.

Mort - "Wow, that poo pee was one of my bests. I could have sworn, the flys were on it before it left me."
Sol - "How many time do I have to tell you..."
Mort - "Oh right, it's pee poo, I did pee first. Forgive me Sol."

by Adison13 January 22, 2010

pee dot

A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee.

I got a pee dot, after pulling my thing back in too fast, but luckily it's not as bad as me peeing my self.

by jake-up December 3, 2005

Pee Yourself

To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.

Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.

by peesherpants1 June 20, 2008

pee-narse

An insult. mixture of the words penise and arse.

Mullet: What the fuck u dain ton'

Bullet Tooth tony: Driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what the fuck do you think i'm doing you pee-narse?

by RetardedBandit June 23, 2009

disco pee

A 'disco pee' occurs when the bathroom you are using has a faulty light which flashes on and off sporadically whilst you pee.

"I was just in the the bathroom there having a disco pee"

"A disco pee?"

"Yeah, you know the way the light flashes in there whilst you pee, reminds me of a disco"

by JQ82 May 22, 2008

Pee Anxiety

When you cannot go to the bathroom, in fear of someone hearing you.

You have to leave the bathroom, I have pee anxiety.

by Rozko July 9, 2004