Alcohol Paradox 

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

Alcohol Paradox by caciamaan00 May 27, 2010

spammer's paradox

When a website is spammed on a forum, in which the thread it is posted in does not support spamming, nor does the original author.

Hey, go to my forums! But DO NOT spam there!

spammer's paradox by JreZ May 6, 2004

the mole paradox 

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.

At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.

the mole paradox by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010

bridesmaid paradox 

Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.

I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep

bridesmaid paradox by k_m00se October 26, 2015

psycho paradox 

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

psycho paradox by Heatheranne July 24, 2008

White Power Paradox 

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.

redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.

White Power Paradox by foxbowl December 14, 2011

Millennial Paradox 

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

Millennial Paradox by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016