Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.

Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017

waiting for a package

the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.

"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."

by IzzyC. January 16, 2019

Gainesville care package

When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭

by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021

pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008

Boof pack

Is referred to high quality, potent, dank marijuana.

You can only catch me on that boofy. I will not smoke anything else unless it is boof pack

by Gswizzy June 4, 2018

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008