popularity

A state of mind. Many people say they are "popular" or use a label because they have no self-confidence in thereself.

Girl: OMG!!!11shift+1!! You must so be jealous of me because I am so much more popular than you!111

Everyone else: Get a life you little fruitloop.

by Millions September 27, 2005

Popularity

A social disease in which a blind group of voids who believe that if you have a lot of backstabbing "friends", wearing the "hottest" clothes, listening to shitty music, and following what your friends do is popular.

Preppy: OMG everybody loves me, I'm so populllaarrrr

Individual: Fuck you, popularity craving void.

by I-Hate-You-Preps March 15, 2010

popularitis

When you have a crush on someone popular that you know you don't have a chance with but you like them anyways.

Ugh, I love them but they're popular. I think I have popularitis.

by MaLadBrogan May 25, 2016

Popularity sociopath

A person who flatters his way into high social standing and mimics the behavior and actions of popular people while at the same time being entirely oblivious to basic social cues.

"Why did that friend of your s just give me a high five and ask me if I wanted drugs and to do sex?" "Oh that's Randolph. He's a popularity sociopath. He probably saw somebody do that in a movie."

by Gayscene July 20, 2017

population porridge

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

by sac March 20, 2004

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

by djday_59 November 8, 2007

podular device

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.

Could you please hand me my podular device

by pascaa November 29, 2007