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pompadork

Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).
"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"
by GullibleZine August 5, 2006
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Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.
1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007
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poopagina

the act of deficating into a woman's vagina
last night i did a poopagina when my girlfriend disrespected me and my family. i told that bitch to walk her poopy vag home.
by michael y January 14, 2007
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poobah

That poobah wasn't worth the dog-whistle you gave her.
by Frankie S. April 29, 2005
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Poobat

A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.
HOLY SNAP?! Was that a Poobat?!

This guy I know.
Hes a total poobat/ shitbat.
by vladimere September 30, 2008
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poop a loop

to poop, especially in case of severe urgency
by Rockoff January 4, 2008
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pompano

Guy 1: Party tonight, mad girls there. You coming?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, i gotta get rid of the pompano.
Guy 1: Wtf
by Danyawtix November 17, 2010
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