oh-shit paper

the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"

i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there

by Yoni zabari February 20, 2007

good on paper guy

The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account

Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!

Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!

by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008

down to the paper

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.

"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"

by bedopourtous March 19, 2013

Fuckin Word Papers

Legal documents

"Fuckin word papers! Bubbles will you give me a hand with this readin' shit please?"

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 28, 2018

Marshmallow with papercut

Exquisite tight vagina that you need desperately.

My wife has a marshmallow with papercut, I will never leave her.

by Helllya November 6, 2018

West Virginia paper plate

noun

1. A paper towel

2. A sheet of paper

There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!

by FinelyThreaded July 4, 2019

paper

acid....lsd

im in a band of gypsies...were on the run...everytime that paper hits my tongue

by mrbr0wnst0ne July 13, 2009