Pathological Lying Sociopath

Your ex girlfriend

My ex girlfriend is a pathological lying sociopath because she claims she didn’t sleep with 100 guys but she did and only cares about herself

by BhadBhhhhitch November 3, 2019

patato

A crappy pc

me: Omg my pc is running only 30 fps
my friend: your pc is a patato

by Pablo's Tech Support Company November 14, 2019

Pantogramma

The words or collocations having the same letters in a row but different word dividers. People sometimes can understand such collocations with another meaning.

In Russian and Ukrainian language there is one interesting phenomenon that is called pantogramma.

by vmk January 3, 2020

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

paftopoeds

Pretentious Artistes Fapping Themselves Over Philosophy On Excessively Decorated Sets

A genre of movie that seems profound but is mostly just preening.

Inception is a PAFTOPOEDS, that's why he likes it so much.

by NotYourAverageStreamers September 7, 2020

Pastori

Noun: (Pas-TORE-ee)

A Pastori is a magnificent creature with a BEAM as long as his COCK: 300m+

Did you see the length of that BEAM on Pastori? It was damn near (infinity) meters long!

by PredictableSpy September 8, 2020

Patho

Slang short word for Pathological liar

Girl 1: “he said he stood me up cause he had to take his dog to the vet and then said his car broke down on the way back 🙄”

Girl 2: “That’s not what happened”

Girl 1: “no gurl, I seen him on this boys snap and they was at BAR ONE getting lit, and I’m over here lookin stupid waiting on his ass”

Girl 2: “oh damn gurl that’s crazy, that’s a real patho you chasing”

Girl 1: “Chasing? Ain’t nobody Chasing his ass, I been dubbing his patho self loving ass since yesterday when I seen that bs, i texted his ass in 2.5 and told him to be blessed and blocked his shit on everything, gurl bye”

by Pathological liar, Liar October 18, 2020