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octopus

foreteller, fortune-teller, predictor, forecaster. From the octopus called Paul, who correctly predicted eight games, including seven Germany games, during the World Cup 2010 season.
You need not be an octopus to forecast tomorrow's weather.
by uttam maharjan July 12, 2010
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Angry Octopus

When you stick your dick, arms, and legs in to a girls pussy.
"I totally gave that chick and angry octopus, and now shes all strechted out."
by irenee February 18, 2008
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octopus

An eight-sided vagina, or pussy.
That octopus squirts ink to fend off predators.
by 8={'''}=D|Shawmain October 18, 2004
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are you dancing on top of me

a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.
you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?
by fkjsda December 29, 2007
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Octopus

the act of getting it on in a body of water.
I totally just got some octopus in the hot tub, man!
by 645645645 June 9, 2007
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octopus

Another word for an underwater cat.
As in Aqua cat.
Or an eight legged cat that is like a fish.
Like puss in boots but a mariney one
Wow i went fishing and saw an octopus (octo-pus)
or..
Fuck superman, octo-pus is the shit.
by Ms.Gina September 4, 2007
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octopus

A codename for agreement, pronounced normally but meaning "ok" (because awesome people like to say ok like "ock" instead of "o.k".
Timmy-I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Sean- Octopus.
by crabs4life0722 March 15, 2009
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