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coke-block

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.
Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.

Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
by mma206 September 17, 2010
mugGet the coke-blockmug.

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block
I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block
by Queen chip April 9, 2017
mugGet the chippy blockmug.

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012
mugGet the Pest-blockingmug.

dro-block

Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.

The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."

"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."

"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
by indiegirl1234 April 18, 2010
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writer's block

1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.

2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?

"How about slitting your throat?"

"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*

"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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Chalk Block

A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.

The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.

Rudy's got the chalk!

Chalk Block.
by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011
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Hit the block

Man we been in the same spot for a minute let's count the cash and hit the block.
by The Young Corey November 30, 2016
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